Comedian Bob Mortimer returns to the literary world with his third foray into mystery fiction, The Long Shoe. This latest offering, available as an audiobook from Simon & Schuster, delivers the author's signature brand of surreal and whimsical storytelling, perfectly suited for fans of offbeat, cosy crime.
A Protagonist Down on His Luck
The story centres on Matt Giles, a thirtysomething man whose life is rapidly unravelling. After being made redundant from his position as a bathroom salesman, he receives the devastating news that he and his girlfriend, Harriet, are being evicted from their flat. His situation plummets further when he discovers a note from Harriet stating she has left him and wishes for no contact.
Just as all hope seems lost, a mysterious phone call offers Matt a new job that comes with a luxury apartment. This sudden twist of fate leaves him questioning whether his luck is finally changing and if the prospect of a glamorous new home might entice Harriet to return.
Surreal Touches and Stellar Narration
True to Mortimer's style, The Long Shoe is peppered with eccentric details that define the narrative. These include a talking cat named Goodmonson and delightfully odd metaphors, such as comparing the struggle to recognise a familiar face to "trying to find a mouse’s handbag in a builder’s skip."
The audiobook's structure alternates between the perspectives of Matt, Harriet, and their sharp-tongued neighbour, Carol. The narration is a standout feature, with each character brought to life by a talented performer. Bob Mortimer himself reads Matt's chapters, injecting them with his distinctive comic timing.
Arabella Weir gives voice to Carol, a divorcee whose penchant for younger men consistently leads her into comedic trouble. Diane Morgan, renowned for her role as Philomena Cunk, narrates Harriet's sections. Listeners soon learn Harriet did not abandon Matt voluntarily but has fallen victim to a crime. Morgan's delivery is as drily funny and deadpan as audiences have come to expect.
A Plot of Contrivances Saved by Humour
While the plot occasionally strains under the weight of its numerous coincidences and contrivances, the experience is thoroughly buoyed by the surreal humour and the sharp, engaging performances of the cast. The combined talent ensures the 7-hour and 25-minute runtime remains entertaining and compelling throughout.
For those seeking an audiobook that prioritises character quirks and witty delivery over gritty realism, Mortimer's quirky cosy crime novel, enhanced by this top-tier narration, provides a uniquely amusing escape.
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Every Kind of People: A Journey into the Heart of Care Work by Kathryn Faulke (Penguin Audio, 9hr 48min). This poignant and uplifting memoir about life as a home care-worker is narrated by Ayesha Antoine.
The Mighty Red by Louise Erdrich (Little, Brown Audio, 11hr 27min). A sweeping story of secrets and regret in North Dakota, narrated by Marin Ireland.
