Melissa Todd, a writer, performer, and dominatrix, has published a set of seven golden rules for clients seeking her services. In a piece for Metro, she outlines the do's and don'ts to ensure a respectful and enjoyable experience for both parties.
Punctuality and Communication
Todd emphasizes punctuality, noting that clients often arrive 10 minutes early. She advises against arriving earlier than that, suggesting a nearby café for waiting. However, she is less concerned about lateness, stating it's the client's own time wasted. She also discourages excessive messaging before appointments, such as constant updates about travel status. 'GO AWAY. I’ll see you at the appointed hour and before that I shall ignore you,' she writes, noting her time is expensive.
Avoid Pre-Session Questions
Todd urges clients to refrain from asking endless questions about the session, particularly 'What are you going to do to me, Miss?' She explains that the session's content depends on the client's preferences, which she discovers through direct interaction. 'How on earth should I know? When I’ve met you and taken down your trousers I shall begin an hour-long scientific experiment on your buttocks to see how it responds to thud, sting, and more sensual play,' she says. She also objects to role-play before payment.
Be Specific About Fetishes
Another pet peeve is the question 'What won’t you do?' Todd finds it frustrating when clients expect her to guess their specific fetish. 'What won’t I do, Keith? Oh so many things! Reverse park; bake cakes; punch kittens in the face; dislocate my own elbow,' she quips. She encourages clients to be direct, promising not to be offended.
Cleanliness and Payment
Todd insists clients arrive clean, especially during summer, and offers a shower if needed. She specifically mentions avoiding garlic smells and proper hygiene, stating 'dangle berries are not alluring.' Payment should be made upon arrival to avoid forgetfulness. She discourages cashless clients asking to find an ATM, citing nosy neighbors. Bank transfers are only accepted for very expensive appointments.
Post-Session Etiquette
After a hard spanking that causes bleeding, Todd advises clients not to sit on her sofa while dressing, calling it 'just rude.' She also warns against being bratty to provoke harder hits. 'If you want me to hit you harder, say ‘please hit me harder’. Unpleasantness is not a currency,' she states. Criticizing her technique or outfit will result in a permanent ban, and genuine unpleasantness may trigger her temper, which she loses only once every five years. She recounts an incident where she caned a man so hard he was marked for eight months after he arrived early, neglected to pay, asked for a discount, criticized her blouse, and had poor hygiene.
Todd concludes with a warning: 'Don’t be my next victim. Or at least, only be the victim we both want you to be.'
